HOW TO BE A [BIG SHOT!!!]

by coderserif

hEY KID KID kid [KID!!] I heard you NEED [desirable] [CONTACT-SUPPRT]

dont [sweat it CHILD]!!! your [YOU'RE GOOD BUDDY] Spamton G. Spamton will [TOURIST GUIDE] yOU!!!

1. BUY MY [funky] DEAL-MAKr!!!


CMON YOU NEED IT! Don't you wanna bE A [BIG SHOT aUTOS?? DO IT!!! BUY ! You GET [BUY !]




2. HARNESS your [pipis!!!!!]


this is an [VERY IMPORTANT DEAls] in BEING your BIG S[HOT!!] YOU can [PURCHASES] [pipis] in my HUMBLE [storefront!]




3. ADVERTISE ADVERTiSE, ADVERTISE, [AVDERTISE]


wanna be LIKE [BE LIKE MYSELF!!!]? AdverTISE YOUR PRODUCTS [mister or misses]! Look at the IMAGE!!! That IS [HOW YOU DO IT IN AMERICA] Your PRODUc!!!




4. See [TOP SALES] NOW!!!


YOUR PRODUCT WILL [SKY-HIGH] LIKE [one small step for man] YOU HAVE NOW BECOME THE BIG S[hoT!!!] GREAT JOB [KID!!!] CLICK HERE -> TO CLAIM [Winner Prize!]

now I WILL SHOW [my gallery Arts] of HOW I BECAME this SHOT!!

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I had MANY!! MANY!! [Trial and Error] being BIG SHOT!!! it IS as DIFFICULT as [HOCHI MAMA!!!]



LOOK AT THSI [clown AROUND TOWN] STUPID [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]




[Children!] LOOK! This IS THE [Go time!] I tried TO SELLL my [DEALS MAKER] to A [HOCHI] EMO 14 YEAR OLD! HE HAD ARMOR TOO! [he was, he was]




CHILD LOOK AT THIS [COMEDY GOLD] REDDIT [keep me posted mike!] It's SO [laugh NoW!!]

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THANK YOU [valued CUSTOMER] for YOUR [COOKIE MONSTER] AND Time!!!



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